Keepin' it swimmin'

Used in regard to hair and its maintenance procedures, whereby one sustains their natural or artificial curls.

Though often said by males, females can also "keep it swimmin" with little or no change in connotation.

Angela: Damn, Marcus, your hair looks tight. You going to the ball?
Marcus: Nah, girl, I'm just keepin' it swimmin'.

by alex_trebek June 19, 2009

Swom or Swomming

Swom or s.w.o.m stands for "Speaking while On Mute". Used mainly in online video conversations where someone is speaking or trying to speak while they have their mic muted.

Hey, John, we can't hear you your "swomming"

Sorry about that guys I was "swomming"

You were Swom or swomming we couldn't hear you.

by Randy Mike July 23, 2020

Swimmin'

To sexually arouse a woman. Getting her wet and and staying under.

"Josh, came over....and he went swimming in my bed."

by RoZeS October 25, 2003

Skimming

This is the act of hanging around a nightclub or pub to the last hours of the night to pick up the drunken uglies that remain.

I'm not going home yet, i'm skimming for my next root.

I was skimming last night and picked up this ugly fat chick.

by XSpence January 7, 2009

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Shwimming

When you go swimming with your shirt on

Look at those fat guys with their shirts on they're going shwimming

by Don Gorrito January 20, 2022

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, but still form an opinion on it that is usually outlandish due to the lack of understanding of the content.

Bro, Mike didn't prepare at all for this presentation, he was executive skimming again! Who's going to correct him in front of the CEO!?

by Truffula June 19, 2023