Mr Stewart

The other teacher everyone's scared of, elite at art (especially the paint medium) and often be very mean. He makes the weirdest comparisons of students to animals and art classrooms to animal enclosures.

"Dude Mr Stewart said that this is an art classroom not the Beijing Hyena enclosure!"

by veryspecificschoolreferences November 23, 2021

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Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

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bob stewart

A fake name typically used by Indian Scammers to fool people to think that they are American. But it isn't the only names. Any caucasian name that is known to billions of people can be used.

*ringtone*
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!

by leshiy November 26, 2018

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grant stewart

The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.

That guy just blew a zebra!!!! OMG what a grant stewart!!!!

by SLICKPOTATOESKINS September 2, 2016

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Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."

"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"

by Kevalo May 25, 2025

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