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SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
"๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!! Now that itโ€™s finally DICKmas ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆSantaโ€™s about to slide ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰ down your hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ”ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet down at Santaโ€™s workshop๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†! Donโ€™t forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐Ÿช cookie ๐Ÿชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐Ÿ‘„! ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโ€™s giant juicy 8=candy๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผCOCK=D๐Ÿ’ฆ?? Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elves๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santaโ€™s hot โ™จ๏ธCUMlateโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin ๐Ÿฌpeppermint ๐Ÿฌpussy in the North Pole! โ„๏ธโ›„ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜ / DICKMAS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ"
by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
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Slutty 6

A female you would not speak to; approach; be seen in public with, but in private would slut her out
"Bro rate her 1-10" she's a slutty 6.
by Variantisapantyraider April 14, 2022
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Slutty Shepheards Pie

To be used when you and a flatmate share a meal, smash a bottle of wine and then have sex.
Me and Rachel had a slutty shepheards pie last night!
by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 8, 2021
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slutty gang

A name for cardi b fans
Used to be called Bardi gang since the name was used in 2017
Hey you're new to the cardi b fandom welcome to the slutty gang.
by John da dude March 22, 2022
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Slutty Tyrel

If you ever encounter this move it will be the best night of your life
My man pulled a slutty Tyrel and I havenโ€™t been able to walk properly since
by thatguy123455678910111213 February 12, 2022
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slutty

messy, nasty, dirty; not well put together

also used as sluttification: the process of sluttifying

or slutticious or sluttiful: slutty from head to toe
or slutticiousness
"Clean this slutty ass room!!!"

"That's a slutty ass beat bro"

"Damn thats slutty sloppy joe!!!"

"Damn that plate is slutty"

"She had some of the slutties pussy I ever had"

"She got that slutty slutty"

created by: Thomas Dyer
by XUENIVERSAL July 24, 2021
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Slutty Bunny

A girl with a small petite figure that is sexually provocative
A - "Bro this short girl was non-stop flirting with me earlier"
B - "Sounds like she was a 'slutty bunny'"
by Riskycorpse December 10, 2024
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