Commit Scooter Ankle

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

by The master of yeets April 1, 2019

Scotch Bagging

The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.

I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.

by Invisible Kid December 27, 2004

Scooty Puff

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.

All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.

by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.

"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017

Scomo

A person who doesn’t understand the meaning of camaraderie or leadership. One who has no concern in leaving a man behind especially when the going gets tough.

Bazza: What a shit fight of a day! Where’d the boss go? We coulda used his help aye.

Timmo: Come on Baz, every workplace has a Scomo. The prick went on smoko.

The Scomo: Fuck off boys, how good’s the cricket!

by Cunning Angus January 7, 2020

scorpio girl

a scorpio girl is not as “dark” as people say. she isn’t always “depressed” and “sad”. she is usually happy. she is very sensitive and takes things to heart. she can be bitchy, but usually it’s not on purpose. she is a natural flirt, which can get her into trouble. she can come off strong. she pays attention to everything even though it doesn’t seem like it.

i met a scorpio girl and she’s dope

by evil stepsis April 26, 2021

Avy Scott

A hot porn star with big sweet natural D cups.

Wow, that Avy Scott sure has some fine mouthwatering titties.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008