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Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
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Davidson High School

Davidson High School is a shitty school in Michigan that received nation headlines twice in the last two years. In 2016 nude pictures of one of the slutty high school girls ended up being sent to some of the teachers. This made the attention seeking ho happy as well as the teachers but it was never discovered who was doing it. And then in 2017 some idiot took hundreds of nudes from dozens of the slutty girls in school and posted them on line. Again, the slutty girls were happy for the attention but the police were not amused and the stupid guy was arrested. The slutty, attention seeking girls were called victims and given hugs and treated like heroes instead of just hoes.
Davidson High School is infested with slutty girls that will do anything for attention.
by oceancats May 28, 2017
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Schizophreminist

Someone, most commonly a female, who misuses the feminist label to push a paranoid agenda which is based off fictional concepts of oppression against women. Schizophreminists often find alleged sexist oppression in any medium, ranging from video games to tampons and bras through the most ridiculous processes of cherrypicking while ignoring the bigger picture.
Schizophreminists give a negative name to legitimate feminists who are fighting for equal rights by hiding behind the feminist name and complaining about the actions of most male activities by calling them acts of "patriarchal oppression" and "rape culture" while attempting to make the terms synonymous with men through words such as "mansplaining" or "manspreading". Schizophreminists suffer delusions of oppression while ignoring actual female oppression in the world such as within third world countries or the lower class and is unfortunately becoming the face of modern feminism.
Feminist: "Men are of value to our society and we should recognize that"
Schizophreminist: "All men are monsters created by patriarchy who cannot control their urges to rape and kill
Feminist: You m'am are a misandric schizophreminist
Schizophreminist: LOL Misandry doesn't exist but patriarchy does and it is holding us all down
by Conrad Schultz February 7, 2015
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schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.
We live in a schmemity.”
Agreed
by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020
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Black Screen Roulette

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.
Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.
by DJUNGELSKOGG June 3, 2021
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Screaming peepees

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.
Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .
I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!
by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019
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