R.E.S.

R.E.S. is a rapper out of Nashua, New Hampshire. He is an average rapper. His music can be found on youtube.com.

Paul "hey wanna go see R.E.S.?"
Jake "ya we can do that or i can hit him up on youtube!"
Paul "I wanna meet this kid in person"
Jake "Same"

by Swimmerser12 March 3, 2011

G.A.R.Y.S

Acronym for Gamers Always Randomly Yelling Spoilers.
See Garys in this dictionary.

Established in playstation home on 06/06/2009 by Loonytoon1982

There are alot of G.A.R.Y.S in this forum

by Biblicalvermin June 6, 2009

C e r e s

A frequent user of GaiaOnline. This well-known member who mostly posts in the General Discussion (GD) became prominent when several threads containing pictures of her boobs were posted. She is also known for posting girly .gif files in every post (usually unicorns, sparkles and bunnies) which pisses off a lot of other Gaians. For the most part, she's an okay person. Users tend to either love her or hate for her gigantic and natural boobs. Supposedly her Gaian BFF is Pear Kitten-also known for her nude pictures and videos shown on GaiaOnline.

Despite the fact that she has had fame thrown in her face, C e r e s does not want it, which makes it that much funnier that she is well known now.

Example 1-
Person 1: "Dude did you see that thread about C e r e s?
Person 2: "The one with the boobs? OMFG! *fap fap fap*"

Example 2-
"I can't stand the posts that C e r e s makes in the GD! They take up the whole screen!"

by Robert41689 April 22, 2008

S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007

R.W.S.

Royal Woman Slurpee. To regurgitate into a woman's vagina during oral sex while shitting your pants.

Jacob was feeling thirsty so he asked his mom if he could have an R.W.S..

by Headless Horseman April 17, 2007

C.O.R.P.S

A group of persians. They act as though they are the toughest kidst ever. It turns out they need their parents to pay kids not to fight them. Most of their day is spent sending invites to everyone on facebook for luxxzy and burn the books. They are known for using excessive amounts of hair gel and they stink of excessive amounts of cologne. They also refuse to wear their seatbelts and drive without insurance. Can mostly be found hanging out at the office "TD Bank". Their vocabulary consits of brooooo, mint, fast, live, are u serious, luxxxy, mansion, and all ages club. In closing they are the biggest fags ever.

Alright sweet we can make fun of those c.o.r.p.s fags when were there

by broooooo r u serious October 21, 2010

S.M.U.R.F.

Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force

Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.

by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 25, 2005