Rump Wrangler

A very gayleatherman who wears chaps and Wrangler jeans, searching for a bottom.

The Rump Wrangler would like you to ask him, "why Do you wear Wrangler jeans with that big label on you back pants pocket?"

by f00 September 21, 2005

Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

rumple

the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.

Diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks AMAZING! OMG.

by Jake Menashe May 13, 2005

Rumplefairy

The word given to someone after doing an act which can be deemed feminine or gay.

Khenan dressed up as a cheerleader.
Mike: "OMG man, that is so rumplefairy!"

by Bobby McManinthemirror April 17, 2008

rumpadinger

a man who loves his man steak being licked by a rabid dog with no teeth

i got rumpadingered last night it was awesome!!

by gavin leppo March 2, 2009

rumplegimpskin

A name you would call one who has totally fucked something up.

Nick: OMG this output's not quite right
Drew: You fucked it up rumplegimpskin

by jahooley May 11, 2009

Rump Around

A Meeting of three or more gay people, with the intention on inserting each others members, into each others anus'.

Steven, Tyler, and Alex, met at the bath house last night in the steam room, and had a good ol' fashion rump around.

by Patty bb May 21, 2009