Rule 736

If something exists, there's a Star Wars version of it.

Guaranteed.

Rule 736: If something exists, there's a Star Wars version of it. Guaranteed.

by urbandictguy101 June 6, 2018

Bitch Rule

The Bitch rule states that any period, exclamation point, or question mark can be replaced with the word "Bitch", similarly almost any sentence can begin with the word "Bitch". However if you put the word "Bitch" in the beginning of the sentence you can not replace the period, exclamation point, or question mark with "Bitch". lets try some examples:

Bitch Rule
Normal: Get me some mayo for this sub. -> Get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch get me some mayo for this sub.
Question: Will you get me some mayo for this sub? -> will you get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch will you get me some mayo for this sub?
Emotional: Get me some MAYO for this sub! -> Get me some MAYO for this sub BITCH -> BITCH get me some MAYO for this sub!

Bitch Grammar Rules

by DaCzar April 25, 2013

trump rules

When you play a game and have no plans of losing gracefully. You either win, or bitch about how the game was rigged and everyone else cheated.

Mike: Let's play a quick game before we go
Jim: OK, but I am watching so you done screw me out of a win again
Mike: Ahh, so Trump Rules

by Honcho,Mike January 24, 2017

Tuco's Rule

Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.

"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."

"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."

by mofolotopo May 19, 2009

3 Pump Rule

If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.

I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.

by brewtus719 August 30, 2010

Ja Rule

the wack ass rapper who sounds like the cookie monster

50 dissed ja rule about sounding like the cookie monster

by Jennifer July 17, 2004

rule 24

if it exists, people fear it. No exeptions

Several examples of rule 24:
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.

by Johnycake June 17, 2007