The person in your math class who asks a question that does make any sense because they are a retard.
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Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
by Karina Stuck-in-Belgrade April 12, 2012
Get the Emotional retard mug.A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
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(Asian kid opens the door)
Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.
(Asian kid opens the door)
Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.
by kevwang95 June 15, 2010
Get the retard mug.For those who work in retail during the holiday season it's the phenomenon of going into work in the dark and going home in the dark-- thus eliminating any sun exposure for about 3 months.
co worker: "You gonna skip out early today boss?"
boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"
boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"
by flyboy1980 October 20, 2010
Get the Retail Vampire mug.(v) To send a multitude of picture texts to a single recipient, ideally from multiple phones, of everyday objects with the text "This is _______" where the blank is the name of the object.
Yo we just fried that bitches phone with a retard phone bomb, it was the shit yo.
Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.
Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!
Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.
Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!
by ballersauce69 September 21, 2011
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