Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.

"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

fulton reed

The literal cutest dude ever

From the Mighty Ducks trilogy

Protect this big teddy bear

“Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”

“Yes bro!!”

“Who’s your favorite character?”

“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”

by stwoo May 17, 2021

Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Reed Vaughn

A long lanky mother fucker, has an absolute foot long. Has very high standards so many girls never get the chance with the Vaughn Slong. Very funny guy but when he's trying to sleep don't fuck with him, he is an enraged beast while trying to sleep.

Damn, Vaughn has a slong! Reed vaughn

by Jesse Moses October 23, 2018

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020