Te reoish

A knock-off version of English made to sound Māori by swapping vowels or adding a random consonant. Often sold as “revitalising te reo” when it’s really just bastardised English in disguise.

“Bro, they spent billions teaching us te reoish words we already know in English.”

by anonymous September 6, 2025

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

i'm a radish

some girl said this on my insta post and idk how to feel

"i'm a radish"

by clichetsnek December 10, 2020

Henderson's Relish

A favourite among Sheffield folk alike and superior to Worcestershire sauce. Henderson's Relish is 'The spicy Yorkshire sauce' invented in 1885 by Henry Henderson and is made to a secret recipe that's still kept under lock and key and is still produced in Sheffield to this day.

"LIKE WORCESTER SAUCE, BUT ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER"
Matt Helders, Arctic Monkeys

THE SPICY TABLE SAUCE MADE IN SHEFFIELD SINCE 1885
Splash it on pies, in stews, over chips, cheese on toast and more. Henderson’s Relish is approved by the Vegetarian Society as suitable for vegans, and is gluten free.

From www.hendersonsrelish.com

Henderson's Relish. (Here because of ud's stupid mods 😒)

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Gentleman's relish

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish

A cheeseburger with no cheese, cheese on the side, three patties (grilled to perfection), 1 medium rare bun, 1 medium-done bun, a steak on the side, extra relish, extra extra relish, extra extra extra relish, and a corndog stabbed through the middle. No pickles.

"Hi, sir, welcome to McDonalds; can I take your order?"
"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
"..."

by WelcomeToYourLife November 29, 2025

Mr. Reishus

hottest teacher around
just a lil liberal
he's the type of guy who's wife leaves him to be gay
his opinions make you cringe
favorite show is CNN

Mr. Reishus is a backstabbing liberal who likes flutes ;)

by hehehehe hehehehe June 21, 2019