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Piano key Rampage

After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into the house hold, Another must take all 88 keys and ram them into your ass, after seeing how many you can fit in the ass, its the others turn. Who ever can fit the most keys up their ass wins. The winner gets to punch the loser in the stomach until they blow chunks all over the dead hobo. The loser must also eat the hobo's giblets (see watery giblets), while being pissed on by a dog.
Wow! i heard emily and jimmy practice the Piano key Rampage every night! I guess she always loses! No wonder shes a fat whore!
by Jayn and payt February 16, 2008
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Rampart

Having sex with somebody and never talking to them again.
"#1: How was your date with Felicity?"
"#2: We had sex and she never called me back."
"#1: Did she rampart you?"
"#2: I guess so..."
by ManTrA March 22, 2012
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roofie rampage

when someone spikes the beverage of choice at a party with roofies, waits for the drug to set in, and has his/her way with whomever they so desire.
Man, I went over to the sorority house last night and went on a roofie rampage. I gave two of them a dirty elvis, one a chilean sunrise, one a hot chocalate rain, and one a glass bottom boat ride.
by dumbsh_t January 21, 2006
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Oh dear shes on a rampage!

usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)
Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)

Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage

Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".

Oh Dear shes on a rampage!

(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")
by John Travis McLendon April 2, 2008
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ramping

Ramping is a setting on Mid to high-end markers(paintball guns). Ramping is when a player reaches his kick-in rate usually set at 2 or 3 pulls in a second, after these pulls the gun will then start to shoot 3 balls for every pull on the trigger. So 2 pulls = 6 balls. Usually looked down upon at a local field, ramping has changed the way paintball is played today. After it was legitimately made legal in the psp and millennium league every high end gun and some mid range guns now have the ramping presets available with setting configurations. These Configuration, though covenant, have opened a new door to cheating in the tournament scene. some players may adjust their guns so much that it is no long ramping and is full auto, or at the nppl and its feeder series the xpsl, some players will turn their kick-in value high to about 5 or 6 pulls a second to hide their ramping gun at the inspection table.
This marker comes preset with psp and millennium ramping.

There is no way hes shooting that fast, he must be ramping.
by EMENTA1 December 29, 2007
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Rampedant

When you stay in or with something for long periods of time
Dude dave is so rampedant with his new car

That dude chris is so rampedant with his hot new chick
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rampster

a young person who does tricks and stunts on a bike or skateboard, especially on ramps. By extension, anyone skilled or a bit showy.
He's a rampster on that board!
by Kai Taylor October 20, 2007
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