Quinton

A stringy haired guy who thinks he has a future in the music business. Generally a dropout who has a crazy mom that looks like a cross dresser with a bad eye and who says her childhood was spent pimped out as a child prostitute. Their fathers are, more often than not, failed tan salon owners who dress like Jimmy Buffet and live in the back of the salon and drink away their delirium tremens. Quintons smoke dope and/or drop acid on the daily and screws girls (who look like primates) who chew Skoal and then uses the empty cans for plugs in her super stretched ear lobes. Early male pattern baldness and a bitter attitude plague him. Has a bad habit of picking dingle berries out of his butt hair and chews them while lounging on the couch watching videos of local bands he will never live up to. Quintons are all laughing stocks to the people they think are their friends, they are just too easy to make fun of.

Girl, don't get tangled up with that boy he's a quinton and has no future.

Don't hire him, he's a quinton, no work ethic.

Stop that noise! You play guitar like a quinton.

Ew, he has the face of a quinton, grosssss!

by radiotacohomo February 3, 2010

Quinton

Quinton is a nice guy he has a large penis too bad ladies he is a fag and watches gay henti.

Yo that Quinton has nice boobies hand cock.

by The tit caca squad October 21, 2019

quint

extremely ugly/ loner

ew look at that ugly loner, she is suck a quint

by bartha quint February 19, 2017

Quinten

A Quinten is a nerdy boy who would probably still be a dork, even at 70 years old. Quintens love comics, to read, and mostly scholastic ordeals. Either very gay or very straight. Quinten's usually are depressed or have some sort of mental disorder which makes them even more lovable. If you ever find a Quinten, you will love him more than you love yourself. Over-all, Quintens are the best friends you'll ever have. They care about you and are just super interesting in general. I sincerely wish you luck finding a Quinten.

Wow, Elliot, you're so lucky to have such a wonderful boyfriend! I love Quinten.

by peter parker is a canon lgbt February 1, 2018

coitus quintopolus

Group sex with five people.

Hey baby, get three of your friends and we'll have a little coitus quintopolus.

by Wrathernaut June 11, 2006

Quinton

Very very weird homo.... Not very social... And likes bananas in his mouth ;)

You are being a quinton

by Bigdick January 6, 2015

Quinten

A Quinten is a name given to describe a kiss-ass, cock sucking scumbag who talks shit and never backs it up.

1. "I would so kick your ass if I wasn't on the hockey team!"

"Dude, shut the fuck up. You're being a Quinten."

2. "That kid is a faggot"

"Stop being a Quinten man."

3. "I like to suck dick."

"I never knew you were a Quinten!"

by 0123454321012345 November 23, 2013