queefcake

1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming.

I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a bar of soap when I found out she cooks queefcakes.

by Joe Marrone April 24, 2006

Bloody Queef Mist

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.

Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.

by Beau Harris February 15, 2007

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"

Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"

by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

Queefcase

A container used to store various objects within the vaginal canal.

AKA a Cuntainer, Cuntpartment or snatch hatch.

How are are you going to get your Ganja over the border?" "No worries Janet said we could borrow her Queefcase.

by Tayvilyn October 27, 2010

cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

by schloops March 10, 2009

cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Queefer Sutherland

1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.

So he really took a shit on your girlfriend's chest huh? What a Queefer Sutherland...

by dingleberry jones March 2, 2005