Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

programming

When your locked up in Jail, Prison and you Workout either with cellmates or your race when its Yard Time.

Red- I was programming wit the Norte's back in the Pen.

by God'sWarrior23 July 19, 2022

Programming

Programming is hitting plastic and make the screen go beep beep boop boop and then you get cash

"Hey John" "Hey Carl" "Can you something for me?" "No, I'm busy programming"

by Realirist January 22, 2023

Programagrad.

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.

If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Programmer

noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.

See also: wizard, magician

Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer

by DTheIcyDragon January 6, 2024

Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024