Protest Servant

What Dale Denton is in the film Pineapple Express, per Saul.

What Dale actually is, is a process server - somebody who serves papers (legal documents, etc) to others.

Saul: See Dale here, is, a, protest servant--
Dale: No, I'm not... that's not what I am.

by Melodyman68 December 3, 2020

Proest

The best of the pros; the actual best

Rawknee: I'm the proest of the pros

by itsSKR June 26, 2021

Protestant

A group of drunk satanists.They want to prevent Catholicism and other people from being happy and living in their own country. The big tory balloons they think they can take what’s ours.

Oh ya hear that man voted for the Ulster Unionists?

Yeah the big proddy Protestant.

Haters of Catholicism

by Überraschung March 21, 2023

deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

Snot protest

A protest where thousands of guys get together at a place they are protesting and all of them blow and spit snot everywhere and after the protest the owner has to clean up all the snot.

Lets have a snot protest.

by Judge dredd7 December 11, 2011

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018