by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018
Get the press emug. 1) A colorful term used to describe a person laying across the roadway, or ground, after being ran over by a motorize vehicle (car, pickup, 18 wheeler, etc).
2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.
2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.
A) Last week, Ms. Tammy told me at work that her neighbor was "pressed out" along the driveway of his residence, after his girfriend found out that he was cheating on her with another man.
B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.
B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.
by Mojack B. May 10, 2008
Get the pressed outmug. by [PRIVATE] June 9, 2016
Get the free pressmug. The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.
Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours
Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours
"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"
by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014
Get the French Pressmug. When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.
by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017
Get the Panini Pressmug. When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal October 4, 2015
Get the press and sealmug. "hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
by kingbumii June 15, 2015
Get the pressing the olivesmug.