Polyarmory

When you have multiple romantic partners, and they have multiple romantic partners, and together, you resemble a D&D party, a Team of Shadowrunners, and the extras from a Mad Max movie. The ability to survive the apocalypse with love, and home medicine.

"Well, I know organic farming. Wife can bake in a brick oven. One girlfriend sews. Other girlfriend breeds dogs. And my metas are a blacksmith, a bowyer, and a fletcher. We're a Polyarmory community. Bring on the nukes!"

by GoodBear74 September 15, 2022

polyadulterous

Non-consensual polyamory; cheating on a partner under the guise of polyamory.

n.: polyadultery

“Wasn’t to come to my place?”
“You’re married”
“I’m polyamorous”
“Does your partner know you sleep with others?”
Silence
“That’s not polyamorous. That’s polyadulterous.”

by sircumlocutious January 11, 2023

Pooca

An extremely offensive slur that means you are stupid, homophobic, and are in relations to poopoo and caca.

Carl says You suck
I say shut up you pooca
carl; *is embarrassed and took extreme offense

by user646283 February 3, 2023

Polyagrithal

A person who's body shape is rectangular and angled, usually done so through their actual body shape being covered by something that conceals it.

When wearing her girlfriend's large sweater, she becomes polyagrithal.

by isaidathing001 May 15, 2023

Pooba

Typically an unconventionally attractive, sometimes repulsive looking man who is evil but is attractive simply because they are evil and repulsive.

Friend A: hey. you know that hot guy from The Witcher?

Friend B: Geralt right?

Friend A: no, Whoreson Jr. The guy who killed all of those prostitutes! He's such a dreamy Pooba

by kane_in_vain July 17, 2023

Polyamorous

A romantic relationship dynamic consisting of 3 or more people loving on each other. They do not feel comfortable being anyone's ‘everything’ and one true love. Human jealousy and insecurity is something they often demonize, gaslight and/or reprogram out of themselves and each other. Most modern polys think they are more evolved than monogamous people. Polyamorous typically conflate monogamy with codependency. They like having multiple people to fulfill their "needs" because one person cannot meet all needs. Like it even matters. They don't grasp the fact that others can sit with themselves for 5 minutes or simply have platonic friends. Instead of interdependence, their solution is to spread out their emotional responsibility over multiple people. They often make a disingenuous argument that their romantic love is similar to loving family or parents of multiple kids. They sell their dynamic as this altruistic romantic love, which is actually very rare. They often prove this by not exactly investing as much of themselves in each of their partners.

Sally and David realized they are Polyamorous. They are looking for a new woman to join their polycule. David likes motorcycles and cars! Sally is like, well...having a car.

by DramaticDictionary August 2, 2023

Polyalarmory

The act of sleeping with multiple alarms, knowing that just one of them won’t wake you up in the morning.

Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.

Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.

by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2023