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Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).
"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad
by CaptainArc November 30, 2021
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Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.
oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.
by tiltnexus April 18, 2018
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Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.
by pobando December 12, 2018
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Poot Shoot

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo
Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"
by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014
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Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.
These poots are made for walkin'!
by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016
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poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort
pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"
by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023
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Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly
*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot
by Rudypoot June 30, 2021
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