Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window

bro tomorrow is national poot day

by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022

poot

A HOE.

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.

by blahh<3 October 30, 2013

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it

“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”

by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012