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Ponthus

The sexiest dude on planet Earth.
Has a huge penis and can make women cum just by looking at them.
Also is very smart with an iq of 650
Girl 1 - hey lisa, isnt that Ponthus?
Lisa - yes it is he is looking this way
Girl 1 - omg i just came and squirted in ny panties when he looked me in the eyes
Lisa - i know i did too..
by Sexygirlwithabigass96 November 22, 2021
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Ponthius

Ponthius is a very special someone who who can make you happy, smile and feel so comfortable.
I really need Ponthius now.
by Ponthius November 24, 2021
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pontiki

It is a species of people who can transform in a mouse when the dark night falls and they have a tendency to bite people in order to build their army. Their leader is georgeyspy07 and he is psychotic.
I was out last night having fun and a pontiki bit me in the nuts!
by kwstikas December 27, 2021
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Ponte Trebbia

A piece of shit bridge near Piacenza in Italy.

Literally a dump for junkies, drug dealers, domestic terrorists and serial killers and rapists.
People like to go there to get high as shit, beat up minorities or dump dead bodies into the Trebbia river, which is also a piece of shit, worse than the Ganges.
"Ma stase quindi si va a Ponte Trebbia?"
We goin' to Ponte Trebbia this evening?

"Ma scei scemo nel culo porco dio non voglio essere accoltellato dagli albanesi"
Are you fucking retarded I don't wanna be stabbed by Albanians.

Typical phrase a serial killer would say:
"I'm just gonna go to Ponte Trebbia real quick to get rid of these dead Mongolian children lmaoooooooooooooooooooo"
by Gabibbo January 2, 2022
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penuth

person 1:i thlammed my penuth in the car door
person 2:you slammed your penis in the car door?
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penuts

bro have you seen cass's penuts? its tiny!
by Theweinergrabber January 24, 2022
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ponathil (rajesh)

Ponathil is the type of name a cousin would find on urban dictionary and then would confront him about his name being anonymously defined in a website such as urban dictionary. He likes long walks on the beech. HE FUCKS. His complexion is wider than Michael Jackson (KKK, post-kids-disorder). Listens to old rap music and is a known misogynist.....BUT also a good person and has alot of HEART (AND COCK).
A: did you hear about ponathil (rajesh)? He-
B: I know he is the type of name a cousin would find on urban dictionary and then would confront him about his name being anonymously defined in a website such as urban dictionary. He likes long walks on the beech. HE FUCKS. His complexion is wider than Michael Jackson (KKK, post-kids-disorder). Listens to old rap music and is a known misogynist. Sends transexual pornagraphy to 11 year olds....BUT also a good person and has alot of HEART (AND COCK).
by bongacams (puneeth) January 29, 2022
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