by Theweinergrabber January 24, 2022
Get the penuts mug.The definition of this is just a word to say back to somone when they say crap,shit,damn,or the f word
by ba ba ba ba penuts November 5, 2020
Get the ba ba ba ba penuts mug.Related Words
by SwankBank June 7, 2018
Get the Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts mug.(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
{ring...ring...ring...}
(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?
(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.
(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
by Telephony November 13, 2011
Get the coffee penus mug.So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019
Get the Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells mug.The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.
Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang
by boshua bole March 13, 2018
Get the Ur genus eat penus mug.One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).
This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.
This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.
1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
by Telephony July 28, 2012
Get the penus vacuum mug.