Oscar Pistorius

A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun

Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"

by AmongUsSussyJ_Son_ May 18, 2022

Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Catching Bullets, No Pistol

When A Man Cums On Your Face

"Ayo, I heard that Chris Brown was Catching Bullets, No Pistol Last Night in the Club"

"Wtf?!"

by Playpossum August 15, 2020

pissoff

A person who will potentially piss the shit out of you.

God, Jake is a total pissoff! I'm gonna' beat his ass!

by Remy Gaudin March 14, 2008

the sex pistols

1 : another term for 'inspiring'
2 : the best fucking band that ever walked on this polluted up piece of shit that we call Earth

how very pistoling

by joe vicious March 2, 2004

apo pisso

When either a male or female gets a doodle stuk up in their ass
Greek's are known for their participation in this activity

Timmy takes it apo pisso---> Go Timmy
look up Hrvatska

by Steven a.k.a Hrvatska May 9, 2005

Pistol Dick

referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.

Antonym- Whiskey Dick.

1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.

2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.

by RonKirkPants November 20, 2009