Pinked

A friendly gesture when a friend puts a pinky up your bum at any random time

I was in line for the diving board when Sue Ann came along and pinked me! Right there in front of Bob and everyone!!!

by Miranda Mercedes April 8, 2019

Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

Pinterest Brain

NPC's with zero personality and originality so anytime they are confronted with a creative choice. ei; What color should I do my hair? How should I decorate my room? What tattoo should I get? They immediately hop on Pinterest or google images in a desperate attempt searching for something to copy that they can hopefully pull off as a "unique" part of their quirky style or whatever.

I saw some boomers in the tattoo studio just looking for pics online they could have the dude copy for them, fucking pinterest brain man.

by Fawzx August 30, 2019

Pinterest Pagan

Also known as a Pintwitch. A pagan who has gathered all their magical knowledge from pinterest.

There is nothing more sad than a pinterest pagan.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

by MadSlasher October 16, 2020