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PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).
My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.
by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014
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pb & vajayjay

When a man slathers skippys chunky peanut butter all over his ball sack and then fills a nearby woman’s vagina with smuckers strawberry jam and then the man proceeds to dip his testicles into the woman’s jam-filled basin, one by one
Yeah last night Brennan and I did the pb & vajayjay so sloppily I smell strawberry every time I pee.
by Skippysluvr October 14, 2023
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PB&J

The act of covering your girlfriend in strawberry jam and releasing diarhea all over her then slurping it all up.
Did you here about Sarah and Brad?!? Apparently they pulled a PB&J last night!
by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016
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pb&jt

Peanut Butter Jelly Time:

Ususally used as an inside joke between family guy fans. Although they may think that it is an inside joke, it isn't because almost everybody knows it.
Dude, guess what?

What?

Its PB&JT

OH yeah!!!


"♪Its Peanut butter Jelly Time!♪"
by Marshall Wright February 9, 2009
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PBS

Omg that’s some straight pbs
by thejcrow December 4, 2020
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PB-Tees

A funky, shortened way of saying/typing "peanut butter tortillas".

You don't have to use it tho. It's pretty funky.

Also typed as "PB-Ts".
Duck: Want some Pb-tees?
Goose: Pb-tees???
Duck: Peanut butter tortillas
Goose: Ohh. Add some bananas then
by NinetyFourActivePeaSquared March 11, 2019
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PB&J

When a guy rubs peanut butter all over his dick and then has sex with a girl on her period.
Guy 1: "So did you and Emily have sex last night?"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"
by BeetsDub April 7, 2021
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