Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Panda Pox

a disease you can get from a panda that plays soccer and runs like a chicken, originates in oregon and does have a medicine but doesn’t work on canadians

Did you see that kid got panda pox?

by howta28 December 3, 2018

white panda

A white girl who loves Asian boys

Lillie is such a white panda always fucking Asians,
Lillie always wants an egg roll

by Eggrollprincess May 31, 2018

A group of pandas

an embarrassment.....

Ok what fucked up person decided to do this?

A group of pandas is called an embarrassment

by YourAvgGuy September 20, 2023

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009