noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 28, 2014
by Wordsword May 27, 2019
A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
by jsd9632 January 06, 2012
A slang used to announce you'll be participating in sex with a lovely woman, her booty will shake like strawberry lime jello.
"Hey, you gonna go see Bon Qui'Qui later?"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."
or
""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."
or
""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"
by RabertaHouse February 10, 2010
by Ducci13 August 13, 2012
by ace March 07, 2005
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007