The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020

Problem loading page

The most retarded page on Mozilla Firefox

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 December 9, 2011

trolley problem solver

Someone who is so universally reviled that solving the ethical thought experiment "the trolley problem" involving them would be a no-brainer.

That guy is a plague upon society. You know, a real trolley problem solver.

by marsh11 May 17, 2023

first world problem

Usually related to electronics or the internet.

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.

by damaca September 23, 2011

Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.

John is trying to solve the three body problem.

by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010

Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.

Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.

by bumchutney September 21, 2014

classic bracket problem

Phrase used by Mr.Schlabra during the 2003 class of Computer Science.

Referred to the java programming when an error came up during debug.

*Computer blows up*

Mr.Schlabra: Classic bracket problem!

by larstait October 27, 2003