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Predaphile

Usually an older person around their fourties who enjoys hitting on and or making flirtacious and awkward comments to one who is far younger than them. Related to a cougar and a dirty old man. Except they are worse because they are terrible at hiding what they do and make it extremely obvious even to the person's significant other. They tend to be quite stupid as well.
A: "The barbie beezy at my boyfriends work was trying to hit on him while I was there! She's like in her fourties and completely plastic"

"EW what a predaphile!!"

"Yeah, no kidding. I wanted to punch her in the fake boob. I wonder if they'd pop!"

"They probably would..."

B: Predaphile-"so aren't you getting that tattoo soon"

Young man-"umm....why were you listening in on my conversation with my brother?"

Predaphile-"hahahaha oh you're so cute..."

Young man-"I have a girlfriend, you predaphile!"
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Predisposition

A genetic or environmental condition that is susceptible, liable, or has a tendency to get fucked up. It can be triggered by particular environmental or lifestyle factors.
Whitey can seem to pick up girls pretty well but he is predispositioned to fucking it up pretty quickly.
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predestination

Belief started by John Calvin that God has already decided everything that happens beforehand and nothing we do can change it. To put it simply the absence of free will.
Jimmy-Jimmy tried to altar predestination by not going to school one day, but God already knew he planed to do it.
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The Predator

You pull out and stand over your partner while they yell, "Come on! I'm here! Do it!", until you supersoak her.

Bonus points if you are Carl Weathers.
Last night we were sooo drunk we went at it for a while and before you know it, we were into The Predator for the big finish.
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apex sexual predator

A being of Supreme Sexuality, Possibly includes a 12 ft Dick
Ho boy, that T-Rex is a apex sexual predator, with his 20ft Shaft
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Predator

A man's penis which is so big that you can't give head to it because by the time you get to the nob you would have died. The pubic hairs were actually the garden of eden. This penis stared in Lord of The Rings as Mount Doom. To put it simply a very large penis.
Robin: Did you know that kano's predator created the grand canyon by turkey slapping the ground.
Benassi: Really and I do believe that by urinating his predator could fill it up aswell.
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