nigga penis

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.

I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.

by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.

This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.

by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014

Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.

According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.

by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010

penis pooper

This word refers to when one guy gets his dick stuck in another guys ass. Then the second guy has to poop the other guys dick out using his own poop as lubricant. (diarrhea works best)

Guy 1: "So Dale and I were doing it the other night, when all of a sudden, I can't pull it out. I went to reach for some lube, but that asshole shits everywhere on my cock and nads. I mean, I was able to get it out, but....seriously."

Guy 2: "Wow...what a penis pooper."

by Jan Cathy February 13, 2010

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010