oppozits

A pimple on both sides of the face in the same location.

No way am I going out tonight. I've got oppozits and concealer isn't working.

by amber in ar February 8, 2008

Opporpoonity

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opportunavenger

Combination of an Opportunist and Scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger)

An opportunist will say “Hey, you gonna eat that?” a Scavenger will eat it without asking.

However, the Opportunist can turn Scavenger in a famine and will eat whatever is available, hence becoming the Opportunavenger.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

opporntunity

Discovering an unplanned chance to create amateur porn

1. "My girlfriend was modeling her new bikinis. I seized the opporntunity and took pictures the whole time."

2. "Hey, I'm wasted in the back of a cab with 2 drunken sorority girls and my iPhone."
"Sounds like a golden opporntunity!"

by mrosprey March 3, 2010

opposite day

opposite day is every wednesday

kurt’s so ugly, but only on wednesday because it’s opposite day

by TexasAngel1887 June 19, 2019

oppositting

Sitting opposite someone

Jack and Sally spent all night at the restaurant oppositting

by capslinger September 23, 2019

POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.

At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.

by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010