No offense

A warning that someone's about to offend the shit out of you

No offense but your face disgusts me

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

sax offender

The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.

"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."

by madcow117 March 7, 2021

Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

Kermitable Offense

A phrase used between two autistic people to describe when one of them, does something that it blatantly autistic. Can also be referred to as a "Kermit." Things that can be described as a "Kermitable Offense" are dislike of bright lights, flashing lights, sudden loud noises, dislike of textures of food, a dislike of sensations like being wet, slimy, or itchy, or an obsessive knowledge of one very oddly specific topic (ie trains, robots, monsters, anime, etc.)

Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."

Person 1: "Hey did you know that there is no exact canonical description of what the map of the Island of Sodor looks like? And that it's different in many continuities?"

Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."

by Lucky Once August 21, 2022

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you

soft and offensive, just like you.

by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017

Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.

Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019