nelson

noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.

Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.

Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.

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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????

Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!

by gimmedatmoet May 16, 2011

Dakota Nelson

Funnest person I know.

Me: Hey Dakota Nelson!
Him:What?
Me: Want fun dip?
Him: FUCK YEAH

by Claire555 February 16, 2009

dirty nelson

when one is pinned down and another defecates on one's face.

dude! my fat ass math teacher gave me a dirty nelson after i refused to give take her test!!

by bing cherry June 7, 2007

Nelson

A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.

“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”

by Mr. Cannot February 6, 2010

Nelson

another word for the acctual asshole.

I'm gunna but my willie in your nelson!

by THE_Orange_zilla November 3, 2010

nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

Trick Nelson

When a man is having sex with his female partner and tells her he can't come so he wants to quit for the night, he then pulls out and tears the condom off and shoves his penis back in her vagina and blows his load inside her.

The condom was in fine condition, but he pulled the Trick Nelson on me and knocked me up.

by R5i5e5d M February 27, 2009