neat

Nice Easy And Tight (acronym)

Man, I got me some last night and it was NEAT!

by StarryDar July 20, 2006

near queer

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.

He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.

by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

Neasty

ADJ-A modern, contemporary way to express that something is repulsive or disgusting.

Dude, that pimple is neasty.

by JuanDiego-ieatdurcookie July 18, 2009

Nartnee

Nartnee = Nasty

Donald Trump is nartnee!

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

Near beer

n. Any light beer. Especially American lagers. Light beers that can be drank in relatively large quantity without much intoxication.

I'm driving later, can you pass me one of those near beers out of the cooler? (e.g., a Coors Light)

I drank like ten near beers this afternoon, but I'm still gonna go out tonight.

Dude if your wife gives you crap about bringing alcohol into the house just make it clear your drinkin' near beers. Nobody cares about a couple peebers.

by the J-bird July 17, 2013

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

narthalion

a small ferret with a thing for beer and marijuana
see also weasel and pot

that crazy narthalion came in and screwed up our living room

by [babylon] April 24, 2007