Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

chicken neck

A neighborhood woman who performs oral sex on men, often for nothing in return.

Everybody on the block knows Kwaneesha. They may not know her name, but they know she's the chicken neck of 112th St.

by spurty February 26, 2009

Dust Neck

An old ass teacher

Shut the fuck up you Dust Neck!

by Nate d o Double December 18, 2010

nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011

Lip Neck

A lip neck is when someones lip and neck look connected. There is so much excess fat between someones chest and chin that it gives the apperance of no neck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjqiJQXR30

John: Wow, i ate 72 boxes of christmas tree debie snack cakes!
Homer: I can tell, you have a lip Neck now.

by Crystal423 February 9, 2009

neck braking

adjective. characteristic of a desirable object that causes one to stare in a flagrant manner.

Chris drives a neck braking M6 around campus.

by el timba December 16, 2008

warbler-neck

Warbler neck is the sore neck birders get from staring at migrating warblers up in the trees all day.

"Maddy just arrived at High Island, she's been looking straight up, scanning those treetops with her binoculars for hours at a time for Black-throated Green Warblers. It's only a matter of time before she develops warbler-neck."

by hungry-ptarmigan November 14, 2013