Mystalk

To spend hours on Myspace stalking your ex and his/her new companion.

I am going to mystalk him and see why he left my sorry ass.

by Cindymaehoneychild May 7, 2007

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

Mystery Meet

Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.

You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

? and the mysterians

an old rock band known only for their one hit, 96 tears. the lead singer legally changed his name to ? and believed that he would be performing their one hit, 96 tears, 10,000 years into the future.

yo, white boy, you listen to ? and the mysterians?

by ohshit wutang August 6, 2007

Musty

Stank, gross, or a foul odor coming from someone.

Damn did you smell Clyde's boots? They are musty as fuck

by GlenBigBabyDavis69 May 14, 2009

Musty Miguel

When you walk into the bathroom and there a musty smell a a hot dump that has sat there for days to ferment

Kyle: Dude i walked into the bathroom and smell a Musty Miguel
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible

by Sindof2 October 26, 2011

Masty

Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc

wank masturbation jerking off jacking off

Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango

by MastyTango August 2, 2016