murksman

Is a fat cunt that likes men in and on him at all times his favourite thing is finding dick holes so he can get his ass fucking and his cum mouth wash

Murksman dich is about 1.5 inches at hard and .5 inches soft

The only girls hes been in was his mom and she tired to get rid of him

Murksman is a cool guy but a small dicked faggot

by Jimbow 654321 August 4, 2017

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017

Murker

The guy that Murks (Kills) people.

A'yo that nigga issa true murker.

by 9anchilL February 11, 2018

Murkeetose

Mosquito

You might want to cover up, so you don’t get bit by murkeetose

by SliyzyPanda June 20, 2018

Murked

To shoot somebody in the leg and steal a Cici’s Pizza gift card out of their mail box

Oh he just got murked!

by The yung nugget May 25, 2018

Murkiplier

A term Pewds uses to call Markiplier.

Pewds: "*mockingly Mark accent* How's it going everyone? My name is Murkiplier!

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

by Relkozien March 28, 2019