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Get the Sergeant Murica mug.person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
by chickenstripsxx May 14, 2022
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The nigga you wanna watch out for cause that niggas “ HIM “ FYGDBI
And he prolly the nigga you wanna be 🤣
And he prolly the nigga you wanna be 🤣
What’your thoughts on Zion Murrillo?
Female - OMG he’s the best like if I saw him I’d definitely be all over him right now!
If his name ain’t ZION then he LYIN AHHHHHH 🤪
Female - OMG he’s the best like if I saw him I’d definitely be all over him right now!
If his name ain’t ZION then he LYIN AHHHHHH 🤪
by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the Zion Murrillo mug.The kind of person who walks into your life and suddenly every love song makes sense. Instant, magnetic attraction? Check. Heart-melting sweetness? Check. A level of thoughtfulness that makes you question if he’s even real? Double check.
He’s not just the best boyfriend ever—he’s the only boyfriend worth having. Period. Unfortunately for the rest of humanity, he's already taken (by someone very lucky, obviously).
Handsome? Like jaw-droppingly. Tall? Yup. Cute? Don’t even get me started. Basically, if you could bottle up charm, kindness, and Greek-god-level looks—you’d get him.
An experience, not a person. Once-in-a-lifetime. 11/10 would recommend… if he weren’t already taken😌💅
He’s not just the best boyfriend ever—he’s the only boyfriend worth having. Period. Unfortunately for the rest of humanity, he's already taken (by someone very lucky, obviously).
Handsome? Like jaw-droppingly. Tall? Yup. Cute? Don’t even get me started. Basically, if you could bottle up charm, kindness, and Greek-god-level looks—you’d get him.
An experience, not a person. Once-in-a-lifetime. 11/10 would recommend… if he weren’t already taken😌💅
esterday I saw Guri Muri… it was life-changing. Honestly, I’m still recovering. Too bad he’s already taken by the luckiest girl alive.
by florachk July 8, 2025
Get the Guri muri mug.Once a very large, very 'brain-washed' society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous 'rich brats' that once attended.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Students of 2006-2011: "God, I f*cking hate Calvary Chapel Murrieta. I can't wait to leave to blahblahblah next year - I'm NEVER coming back to this sh*t hole!"
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
by HandleIt June 6, 2014
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