V-card massacre

Woman that takes a guys virginity

Yo that bitch went v-card massacre on that guy and he went stalker crazy!!!

by Pdaub February 12, 2021

Erdmee's Massacre

Erdmee's Massacre is one of the most widely popular, marvelous innovative movie of history. The movie narrates of the sexy guy Erdmes adventure with bad bois such as targan stand user, tuvshinpleasure, king sonor and how he beat them. It broke most of the movie all time records at the time.

Erdmee's Massacre is the best movie

by DakeDure September 27, 2021

Look how they Massacred my boy

A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.

Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.

by PoorlyKnightly March 6, 2023

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

Plymouth, Massachusetts

A place full of boomers, and depressed teenagers that can either go to the waterfront and do nothing, or go to smoke weed. It is surrounded by Carver, Kingston, and some other towns that all consist of angry boomers and kids that either smoke weed, or have a lame life.

God, Plymouth, Massachusetts is so boring, lets go smoke some weed instead

by anonymous May 23, 2021

massachusettes

An imaginary location dreamed up by two people who can't spell.

I want to make fun of people from Massachusetts, so I'm going to make an urban dictionary entry for Massachusettes, 'cause I'm a huge douche.

by assachusetts June 3, 2009

dead message

A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.

Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.

Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.

Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.

*beep*

Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005