by SYB DaeDae December 09, 2021
The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.
I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.
by Road Waste November 30, 2010
Two known examples
1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.
2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.
2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.
“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”
“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”
“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”
“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”
“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”
by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020
by robo dad June 01, 2018
When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
by edgykid June 20, 2019
by Hangdog242 May 11, 2006
I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!
by Morningfanny January 21, 2019