mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018

perpetuum mobile

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

Iraq Mobile

The official vehicle of Iraq and Coems land

Iraq mobile

by Wigglemyweiner May 03, 2023

mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.

Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.

by Gncna March 21, 2018

Chint Mobile

A shit can with 5% tint that is always hot box. Often operated by a Chibbler, sometimes has a scent of strawberry little tree.

That kid is always driving that wrecked chint mobile.

by peenswhiffer November 28, 2022

Sprint Mobile

Sprint Corporation was an American telecommunications company. Before it merged with T-Mobile US on April 1, 2020, it was the fourth-largest mobile network operator in the United States. Go fuck yourself T-mobile, now I can BARELY get a fucking signal.

"Sprint Mobile was nice"
"Yeah"

by Sprint MobileConnoisseur March 04, 2022

bj mobile

Getting a blow job while driving a vehicle. The partner leans over and gives the blow job from the passanger seat.

Oh man, Lacey gave me the best bj mobile last night.

by Dukes2014 April 18, 2014