mirthquake

A joyous dance performed by many, significantly overweight people.

Dude, Rosie O'Donnell looked so great doing the booty-pop that she caused a mirthquake!

by Giblo November 15, 2006

Martha

(n): A blonde white girl from Bethesda

(n): a girl who dances like she is running

Do the Martha! (at a dance club)

by RMEG March 7, 2011

Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.

1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.

by Ted June 16, 2003

Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"

(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh

by marko August 11, 2004

Ke’Mirah

She is beautiful, talented,sexy and fine. She bad she don’t take crap from nobody. She a very goofy and nice person once you get to know her. She is also skilled in every position. She is also slim thick wit a fat booty. She pretty and Chocolate. She crazy. She’s very easy to love.

I wrote this because this is what’s I think she is and my name is Ke’Mirah

by CHOCOLATEMAMA February 16, 2019

By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011

martha's vineyard

the best vacation place in america. an island in the Atlantic that is next to nantucket. best places in MV are OAK BLUFFS, west tisbury, vineyard haven. fuck edgartown!
edgartown is for snobby ass bitches who have never seen the cool "real" part of MV, oak bluffs.

all the cook kids chill in oak bluffs BIATCH

by your best friend May 16, 2005