Miteay

someone less advanced than their peers in a work setting

He’s miteay but he will learn eventually

by Lalo James May 15, 2025

Misteak

An erroneously cooked steak

Waiter, I ordered this ribeye medium rare, but it ‘s well done! Big misteak!

by Picante Monty May 30, 2025

Mintered

Another word for “Charva” derived from “Mint Festival” in Leeds, commonly where they all attend.

Valentina: “Who are all those people at Josh Baker’s set?”

Wav: “Ahhh just the regular mintereds”

by NP2Cushty July 6, 2025

The Minternet

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.

Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.

"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"

by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

samantha minter

A slutty black bitch that is nothing but rude and should stop jumping from one dudes dick to the other

Samantha minter is such a fucking hoe

by Lolughtopsign February 14, 2019