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Middle bitch

A term used in foosball. Used to describe a sucker that mainly scores goals from the middle.
"Theo scored from the middle again, he is a middle bitch"
by Din so October 30, 2019
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Middle School

A realm where kids go through puberty. Tweens try out love, find the sport they are good at, and try to be cool.
Natalie: Whats up with those kids
Sophie: They must be in middle school
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
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Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower
“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”
by AudioPixie November 10, 2020
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Middle Earth: Shadow of War

The sequel to Shadow of Mordor, Shadow of War is a fantastic game set between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings with two amazing DLCs, an intriguing storyline, and a extensive campaign with unique missions. It follows the story of the ranger Talion and the spirit of the elf lord Celebrimbor, who shares Talion's body, as they forge a new Ring of Power to amass an army to fight against Sauron. Not only do you face Nazgul but get to utilise the power of rings to mentally dominate orcs to fight for you. Although it eventually get's boring and the maps are quite restrictive, the fact that EVERY orc is unique is what really makes me think of it as one of the greatest games out there.
Have you ever played Middle Earth: Shadow of War?
No.

You're missing out bro. Go watch the films and/or read the books by J. R. R. Tolkien before playing though.
by Sible_ February 12, 2021
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Middle finger swagger

A type of swagger which exhibits a certain kind of boldness, bordering on cockiness. Middle finger swagger often involves profanely disrespecting authority figures in a lax, casual way. Middle finger swagger is typically vulgar to be deliberately offensive, to challenge the status quo. Middle finger swagger is often associated with punk rock. Most notably, the term was used by a critic to describe the most recent album by The Dirty Nil, Fuck Art.
Adam Feibel wrote in Exclaim! "Fuck Art is pure escapism. Their third album has the kind of punched-up confidence and middle finger swagger that says they don't intend to be underdogs for much longer.
by Unconventionally fucked March 6, 2021
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Middle School

Coming from a middle schooler, this will tell you the definitive way of cheating on tests because we all know how bad middle school is, so this will be the one useful definition

How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key

but yea middle school is hell
5th grader: I'm going to go to middle school next year
8th grader: you mean hell
by psych1cgaming April 13, 2021
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Middle Infielder Mentality

Analytical preparedness, gritty determination, assertiveness, effectiveness, mental and
physical toughness with confidence; an innate ability to confidently complete any
assigned task with a positive work ethic.
My most desired characteristic in a new employee is a middle infielder mentality.
by AuburnDoc July 13, 2021
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