Mine Goblin

Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.

"Have you heard of the recent sightings of Mine Goblins in the caves"

by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 8, 2022

bed mine

When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.

Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010

modded minecraft hibernation

when someone plays modded mine craft for 40 hours straight with no sleep in between and doesn't talk to anybody else

''yo this nigga is messed he was so anti social and went into a 'modded minecraft hibernation''

by messed matty boi May 21, 2018

hecking minecraft

When you don't want to say a cuss word.

You're a hecking minecraft man.

by gghuriglkfs.g August 27, 2019

ZOMBIEguy Minecraft

A very bad youtuber who uses iMovie to edit and makes 2013 minecraft content even though its 2021
they will also have very bad merch with pngs on fresh outta google images

Hey, you fatass, your channel is nearly as bad as ZOMBIEguy Minecraft you slag

by ur mom is a fag init May 26, 2021

gay minecraft porn

so basically, minecraft porn but its homosexual

A: wanna make some gay minecraft porn
B: you're dead to me

by Tolo64 June 11, 2022