Menobrain

When you’re perimenopausal and you can’t remember the smallest of things

What did you ask me? What did I walk in to this room to get? 🤷 ♀️ menobrain

by Innuhael May 26, 2024

manosphere

Identified in late 2024 by liberal journalists, the manosphere is a newly discovered artificial layer of the atmosphere created by all the hot takes of popular podcasters like Joe Rogan and Theo Von. Acting as an upper level inversion, by trapping all the energetic grunts, panting, and farts of the 18-45 male demographic, 98% of scientists agree that the manosphere is now the primary cause of accelerating climate change.

The manosphere is a threat to democracy.
Mainstream media is struggling to remain popular with more and more young men getting their news solely from the manosphere.

by WillyGriff December 3, 2024

manosphere

Pope: Welcome everyone…come on in, sit down. Welcome to the 67th weekend of the AOGSM - Alphas Only Group Support Meeting!!! We’re gonna start by going over the rules to make this is a safe space.
Meerkat: Be respectful
Matty: What’s said here, stays here, Men (Pump pump, out with fist, MEN)
Mayo: It’s ok not to be ok (somewhat tearful)
Pope: Of course it’s a safe space and what’s the final most important of all thing to remember (point to maia)
Mayo: ALPHAS ONLY (beats chest tentatively)
Pope: Simple, thought-provoking exercise…women, what does it mean to you, go around the room, what could it mean, say anything, for OR WOMEN PLURAL
Meerkat: WTV Meerkat’S BIT IS
Matty: (rocking back and forth in anger, then stomps round the chairs very loudly) (writes tiny writing that says ‘MY GIRLFRIEND’)
Pope: Are we sure?

Matty: (adds to board with horrible words)

Pope: Ok that’s a lot of words…Can you expand?
Matty: You want me to talk about my (all the words) girlfriend?
Pope: What’s your name?
Mayo: I’ve been here for two years…
Pope: Ok your turn
Mayo: Can I draw something..?
Pope: Yes why not?
Mayo goes up excited, waits for response
Pope: Ooh artistic…tell us about it
Mayo: True art needs no explanation…but it’s 3 boobs (sassily walks away)

i think reading our play is enough. hey. sigma. manosphere means men filled spac e

by popeleo January 22, 2026

Menis

A male penis.

-Whoa, that chick's hot!
-Unfortunately she's got a menis.
-Damn. Can't even find a good-looking girl that has a femis these days

by Varrar February 8, 2025

Menofug

The brain fog which descends on perimenopausal and menopausal women which makes you forget why you entered the kitchen or the reason you picked up your mobile phone or wracking your mind for a word that's at the tip of your tongue but won't present itself. It's a memory loss that forces women to have reminders in place for absolutely everything.

She started introducing a friend and try as she might, could only remember the friend's surname. Some days the menofug was so bad, it was embarrassing, not to say scary.

by Lila Doppel April 30, 2025

Meloso

The best boyfriend in the entire world. Meloso is a protective, loving and handsome man. He makes you feel good in both ways and also shows love even in arguments. He is funny and charismatic. He’s also a great friend and supportive. I love Meloso. Everyone should have a Meloso just not my Meloso.

No one can have Meloso. He belongs to his wife.

by C.Alissa July 9, 2025

Menobitch

The state of a woman undergoing menopause being extremely bitchy and irritable.

Coworker 1: hey, did you see the game last night?

Coworker 2: yes, what a shame.
Menobitch: if you guys don’t stfu about non work topics I’m going to HR and make sure you both have consequences!

by Lawndoo January 15, 2026