Lawndoo's definitions

Menobitch

The state of a woman undergoing menopause being extremely bitchy and irritable.

Coworker 1: hey, did you see the game last night?

Coworker 2: yes, what a shame.
Menobitch: if you guys don’t stfu about non work topics I’m going to HR and make sure you both have consequences!

by Lawndoo January 15, 2026

YO-YO Shit

An anomaly of the human act of excretion whereby feces has emerged out the anus but has not yet disconnected from the body and the large intestine draws it back inside the anal sphincter. This process can happens a few times with no specific number and can be caused by a number of reasons, anxiety, fear, bad food ect.

The other day at work I had a YO-YO shit caused by my boss walking in on me in the process of pushing out a log

by Lawndoo February 2, 2026