Menobrain 

When you’re perimenopausal and you can’t remember the smallest of things

What did you ask me? What did I walk in to this room to get? 🤷 ♀️ menobrain

Menobrain by Innuhael May 26, 2024

Menobrain 

When you’re perimenopausal and you can’t remember the smallest of things

What did you ask me? What did I walk in to this room to get? 🤷 ♀️ menobrain

Menobrain by Innuhael May 26, 2024

moonbrained 

A state of being unable to remember seemingly simple things such as keeping appointments and returning phone calls.

While occasionally a natural condition for some people, it is most often a temporary state triggered by excess stress and/or a lack of sleep. It should not be considered an accurate indicator of a person's intelligence.

I didn't mean to stand you up at the coffee shop last night. I got a bit moonbrained and completely forgot we had plans.

moonbrained by The Lord of Eltingville May 18, 2008

menoring

this is a type of drug for menopause
it is when a ring is inserted high into the vagina and worn for up to 3weeks. in order to relieve menopausial depression.
Merchandise such as pens t-shirts and trainers are available with this word on them.

"holy shit i've been using this menoring pen for months im gonna have to wash my blazer and hands asap"

menoring by Barnskiano and Beard November 15, 2005

Monobrain 

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

Monobrain by Barry June 4, 2004

megabrain 

Ball sack. Testicles.

"I saw his megabrain."

megabrain by TheSyntax September 29, 2006

minibrain 

from Blackadder/Slackbladder, meaning total numbskull uncapable of human thought and not able to perform normal bodily function without most of it running down their leg.

You minibrain/Richard Phillips

minibrain by Donny boohhasdabshjsadjasda... February 14, 2003