Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
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Proposed by Kmele Foster and derived from Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," in which the narrator admits to shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.
Proposed by Kmele Foster and derived from Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," in which the narrator admits to shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.
"I'm looking at the Trump administration's response to the criticism that they're overstating things or that the Iranian strike actually went badly, when it does in fact seem like one of those cases where Marley's Razor applies, and while they may lie with some great regularity, it might be the case that this time, they are more right than wrong, and that the strike was potentially a lot more effective than they thought." Kmele Foster on Tangle podcast, 6/29/25.
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