The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection

“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

manchild

Donald J. Trump

A manchild is someone who never takes responsibility for his mistakes or wrongdoings, lies constantly, and accuses every press report that reflects negatively on him of being "fake".

by Donald Scum September 8, 2018

manch

A portmanteau referring to semen, combining the words man + ranch.

After harassing the guy at the sub shop, she realized he put manch on her sandwich instead of mayo.

by byoqi October 15, 2012

manchester united

the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players

manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!

by lizizawsum June 12, 2008

manchildren

Manchildren are adults that engage in childish behavior too often -- eg. play videogames, collect figurines, watch cartoons meant for children -- instead of getting a job, studying responsibly and moving out of their mom's basement.

The older they get while refusing to grow up, the more pathetic they become. Manchildren can also be female.

Only manchildren play videogames all day.

by uranass September 22, 2009

Manchangy

Derived from the root 'manchego' - a Spanish cheese that is also a divine tapas restaurant in Santa Monica, CA. Also - A pet nickname for someone you love with all your heart.

How is my sweetest littlest manchangy doing today??

by Cheesy grl July 23, 2010

manchovey paste

Man jelly . creme of cock snot .spoof .man milk .

I would like to try your manchovey paste

by nutripoo November 12, 2015