green maggot

An army issue sleeping bag.

Did you remember your green maggot?

by Silver_lining November 26, 2007

maggot family

the family next door to you in your trailer park who live off of welfare checks and child support from thier dead-beat spouse, who are too cheap to legally devorce and spend all thier money on crack and booze, and often neglects their children, and live in a trailer of about 10 people, and take shits in thier bathtub after their toilet overflows, and whos cleanliness is often un-bearable. Whos mother is a crack-whore, and has booty-do, and whos ass is wider than her shoulders are.

The people next door.

by your name May 8, 2004

Maggot

An insanley devoted follower of Nu Metal band Slipknot, and damn proud of it. Not to be confuzed with a fan of Slipknot.

Slipknot Fan A: Dude, I just bought the new Slipknot CD last night!
Slipknot Fan B: Nice!

Maggot A: Dude, I just bought a pair of Corey Taylor's (lead singer) old underwear on eBay last night!
Maggot B: (sic)! Too bad that fucker sold out.
Maggot A: Yes, very sad indeed.

by Disasterpiece January 6, 2008

Maggot

1. The larva of a fly.

2. A person who is a fan of the nu metal band "Slipknot".
(Not always doughebags, one of the nicest people I know is a maggot)

1. There's maggots in his corpse. EEW!!!!!1!!112@one

2. I'm a maggot, and proud of it.

by CimeraxZZ February 12, 2010

maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007

Maggot

1) A person with no conscience or empathy.
2) A relentless bastard.
3) a : delight in cruelty b : excessive cruelty
4) A horrible cunt that would happily watch someone burn while holding a bucket of watter.

1) Did you see that maggot drown a bag of kittens?
2) I can't believe that maggot killed my dad.

by bad maggot March 30, 2010

Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment

Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment

by Mk127 October 24, 2012